I'm gonna be a big star...

I just signed up for Google's AdSense Program. We'll see if I'm approved soon, I suppose. Of course, if 1 out of every 100 teachers viewed it, I could probably retire in two years.

In short, I don't care if I sell my soul, as long as I get the Benz.

I wrote a Dickinsonian poem today:

I knew a man who made a tree
Of iron leaves and bolted trunk-
He also made a phony wine
That left me ill but never drunk-